Cargasm

(noun<informal>) when one's excitement is too much for passing cars and uncontrollably naming cars and having an orgasmic breath pattern. word family cargasmer, cargasmatism, cargasmous.

my friend is having multiple cargasms in a row he is naming every single passing car and stating its features.

by beast070296 March 18, 2011

cargasm

The impulsive scream/yell/cry of relief made as soon as you close the door when entering a warm vehicle from the freezing cold outdoors.

She sprinted to her car, shivering and teeth chattering, and shouted as she slammed the door, "GAHHH IT'S FUCKIN COLD!!". Total cargasm.

by writerdude February 28, 2009

cargasm

the act of messing around with a significant other in a parked car resulting in orgasm

The chemistry between us was intense. On our first date we never made it to dinner. Instead, I let Carl give me a "cargasm" in the restaurant parking lot.

by Tramp 2 July 14, 2010

Cargasm

The feeling you get when you see an amazing looking car

I had a cargasm when I saw the red and black Bugatti Veyron.

by Dropzbeat February 18, 2015

Cargasm

When you see a car that is so beautiful that it gives you pleasure.

Oh my god I just had a cargasm look at that McLaren!

by breesy2020 December 28, 2020

moving cargasm

The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.

She trusted his driving and climax control enough to give him a moving cargasm.

by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004

[carcasm]

When your stupid friend Dave misspells the word "Sarcasm"

Dave: "That was carcasm."

Elliott: "You're stupid."

by elflop January 7, 2009