carlocked

A car that is traped in some way. Double parked or stuck in traffic for example. Comes from land locked land masses.

I would have been here on time but I was carlocked in the parking lot.

by HybridStorm November 1, 2005

Carunked

The act of getting crunked in the Caribbean.

Yo Jen last night I really got carunked on that Royal Caribbean cruise.

by SandlerMan January 3, 2010

califucked

Califucked (verb) - When one person thinks their first world problem is more important than the other persons first world problem. Specific to people in California.

“Jane totally califucked me today when I was complaining about my tacos”

by Ibekels October 6, 2018

Catfucker

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.

Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

by ChinaCatSunflower010 June 23, 2017

Catfucker

Derogatory term for Americans. The term stems from the questionable fondness most Americans have for cats and other pets.

Look at that catfucker American buying his cat shoes

by Banzabakwai January 22, 2020

Confucked

When you are equally confused as fucked

Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow

by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020

Confucked

To be confused beyond all help.

Guy 1: Did you get #12 on the Trigonometry test?
Guy 2: No dude, I was totally confucked!

by Imanasaur January 17, 2011