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Charcuteric

someone acting a bit rambunctiously
hey dave, your moving a bit charcuteric, calm down
Charcuteric by marley knox August 29, 2023

Charcuterie 

“Charcuting” or charcuterie is when a shart happens but more shit comes out than normal and is forcibly spread across a women’s cooter.
I ate old cheese and meat off a cutting board and then tried to fart but some shit came out and a charcuterie happened causing me to get a UTI.
Charcuterie by charcut December 29, 2019

charcuterie 

As an adjective, charcuterie means for something to be magical and radical! Charcuterie is good vibes only!!
“How’s your day?”
“Charcuterie, dude! How are you?”

“Dude! You’re lookin’ so charcuterie right now!”

*Double back flips off ski mountain*
“Dude! Charcuterie!!”
charcuterie by kenz9253 January 21, 2023

Pizza charcuterie board

When you suck a mans penis and your mouth gets stretch marks because of the girth of the penis
Matt gave Dani a Pizza Charcuterie board last night and her mouth was super sore.

Charcuterie board 

A substitute if you’re using “Slayy”. It was originally created from the word chaturanga.
Okkk… charcuterie boarddd

I love that, charcuterie boardd

Charcuterie the house down boots
Charcuterie board by Sillyhoe16 March 10, 2022

charcuterie beard 

When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.
He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.
charcuterie beard by IdeamanChicago December 22, 2023