craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Castard

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008

Cartard

Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.

Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"

by DanHalen August 21, 2013

Claptard

British slang
Someone who (during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020) clapped loudly every Thursday night at 8pm but did not actually do anything to support the NHS.
Also, typically a staunch supporter of the political party which consistently made cuts to the NHS, resulting in its underfunding and inability to properly protect its staff with the appropriate equipment.

My neighbours are a bunch of Tory claptards.

George didn't donate to the NHS PPE crowdfunder. He's such a claptard.

by batmans_arse April 17, 2020

caktard

1. a retarted or deformed penis. abnormal in shape, size or feel,

2. offensive critisism,

(also see cak, tard)

1. my doctor says i have a "caktard"

2. blake is a caktard for hitting my car

by cory December 14, 2004

cartard

driver who should not be

he just cut me off! what a cartard!

by doofusloser November 13, 2006