Captain Morgan

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

by Claire November 15, 2004

Captain Morgan

Captain Blackout.

What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:

by relive2usfate July 9, 2011

Captain Morgan

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

by FKRPrints October 3, 2013

the captain morgan

having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.

steve gave p-diddy the captain morgan, and he loved it

by browneye July 28, 2003

Captain morgan

To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.

I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!

by Surakusa April 22, 2008

Captain Morgan

Sexual Act. Getting a Blow Job and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her eye, then when she stands up, you kick her lightly in the shin making her go "Arghh" while holding her eye closed and hopping on one leg.

I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."

by Mathers 1 August 18, 2008

Captain Morgan

A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration

I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day

by rtv0587 November 22, 2009