Cantanip

It's like catnip but has crack mixed into it.

Yo me and Blake's cat bout to go do some Cantanip, you in?

by Benis100 May 15, 2020

Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004

cuntini

A person who is either too small (physically) or just being bitchy. Not quite a full on cunt yet.

Guy: Sam you fucking cuntini, quit bitching about your golf shit.

by toomtoom December 6, 2017

canining

A gender agnostic version of bitching

"Man, you should stop canining".

by Ak_2006 February 14, 2006

cantinette

place to put milk in a school cafeteria

the milk in the cantinette was sour and i barfed everywhere.

by luce and kristen November 17, 2005

Canining

Wanking off a dog until he comes. This can be done with one's own or a friend's canine. Unlike playing red rocket this act does not require the recipient to lie on his back. Also known as a houndjob.

I caught my Uncle Tony canining his dog until he came and made a mess on the carpet.

by jamilryu January 1, 2010

cantilingus

an obvious failled attempt at giving a female oral pleasure or a refusal to give said oral pleasure

did you get some last night?
not really, got a little cantilingus, if that counts.
so i saw you at the bar last night with that nasty chic..
oh yea we went home but one look at that thing i said sorry cantilingus tonight

by rev. redeye November 23, 2011