connier

Pronounced Conner but his weird parents decided to curse him his name comes from Scottish garlic phonics he will accept these names Conner Kanye con-e-er and is lovable and cool

Yo you know Connier he kinda weird huh?

by That one guy with an I March 12, 2021

cannie be arsed

Scottish slang cant be arsed.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.

I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

canner

One who uses a soda can to smoke weed with.

To do this, first the soda can is dented in, and then many small holes are poked into it, you then light your lighter, and suck throught the hole, and you get to see all your beautiful weed burn!

" You wanna go smoke with this new bong i got?"
"Nah man, i'm a canner, all the way!"

by blaze it up May 22, 2005

Cannie

A coin word used in informal speech in some of society's more exclusive circles which refers to a cannibal -- an individual (or group of individuals) who consume the flesh of their own species; derived as an abbreviated & affectionate form of the word "cannibal," and necessary for use in avoiding the incidental stigma of cannibalism while in conversation. Users of "cannie" are typically sympathetic toward the idea of cannibalism, such that "cannie" becomes a term of solidarity and declaration of agreement with cannibalism.

Person A: "I recommend you travel to Papua New Guinea and ask for the longpig -- it's just to die for."

Person B: "What exactly is longpig?"

Person A: "You'd know if you were a cannie..."

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Person C: "Where can I find some of that sweetest of meats around here?"

Person D: "What are you? A cop? A narc?"

Person C: "No, I'm cool, cannie!"

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Person E: "OMG, cannibalism is so wrong! So evil! So vile! Cannibals go to hell! They all deserve to go to jail!"

Person F: "Look, lady -- we cannies know that it's far better to put dead flesh to use & not let it rot; this, after all, is in the best interests of our mindset about limited resources, is it not? Besides, it's not like we cannies are necessarily murderers, nor are we criminals -- think of how many die of subsidiary or natural causes on a daily basis. Finally, if you think it's so bad to eat someone when they're already dead -- which is a trivial act in my mind -- think of all the insurance companies who eat people while they're still alive! Besides, you just don't know what you're missing..."

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It ain't easy bein a cannie... our food of choice ain't exactly USDA-certified!

by cannieman March 27, 2010

canniversary

A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.

"Next week is my canniversary from Enron!"

by seoladair February 5, 2009

Canner

Amount of cans (esp. water based alcohol) that it takes to complete a walk.

That took ages it was definitely a 3 canner

by Hof500 October 1, 2020

canner

(adverb) done in a lazy and unmotivated, or potentially socially awkward manner

"Hello there" said the young man to the woman in a canner way

They were new and felt canner about their new jobs

by Purple the fish November 29, 2020