underground candy bars

Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.

Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!

by Sawedoffsob June 8, 2016

Arabian Candy Bars

When a male is having anal intercourse with a female. The male pulls out, flips the girl on her back and shoves his penis into her mouth with force. Simultaneously, he pinches off a shit onto the female's chest.

"I was with Sarah last night and I treated her to some Arabian Candy Bars."

by CheddarCheezeman August 15, 2007

Eat a candy bar.

Office code for "Choke a bitch"

Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.

by EchopleX June 23, 2009

Norwegian Candy Bar

When you poop on a girl's chest and it gets squeezed between the tits. Making the shit flat, resembling a candy bar.

I totally laid a Norwegian Candy Bar on that girl's chest yesterday!

by XXa7xXXbfmvXXbmth January 9, 2011

jew candy bar

a candy bar full jews blood and guts

dude that jew candy bar tasted like shit

by dylan depalma January 19, 2008

Candy bar of the week

Some prize my insane literacy arts teacher dose.

U have to guess what candy bar he was thinkin of...

YOUR ALL WRONG IT WAS PAY-DAY!! ALL MINE! MUHAHa

by Redlen September 24, 2004

Queer R Candy Bar

When a gay guy has another gay guy stick his penis up his ass, when it comes out, he sucks the shit off it like a lolli pop.

OMG that Queer R Candy Bar did not taste like strawberry.

by bonermaloner November 13, 2011