cauchi

cool
pronounced coke E
adj
to be the best at everything

your so good your cauchi

by steve cauchi irwin June 25, 2007

Capuchin Monkey

The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.

'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com

by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022

The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.

Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!

by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020

Caspian Capuchino

When a man has ingested high amounts of spicy foods and sauces in the days prior his significaant other preforming fellatio on him to completion (she swallows) and the resulting taste from the spicy intake.

Ah. the ol' lady has been bitching alot so i'm gonna sweet talk her into a hummer then suprise her with a Caspian Capuchino

by sackfucker January 17, 2011

Cauchi Pouchi

Referring to a bag of blow. ❄️ In honor of the great Mr. Cauchi. What a guy.

Look at that brother. He’s absolutely shnozzing that cauchi pouchi.

Woah my dawg! That a massive cauchi pouchi!

by Hausage diesel June 1, 2023

Lowriding capuchin

A racial term describing the mexican culture and that also references their height/their drive to become “hood” or “gangster”.

“That Chollo ain’t nothin’ but a lowriding capuchin!”

by Rattle Matt April 9, 2023

ballerina capuchina

Italian brain rot , AI created ballerina shaped like a coffee, mostly used in a sentance to fill the void

person 1: hey how are you?

person 2: good!
——- silence ——-
person 1: ballerina capuchina

by anonymous May 25, 2025