Calibrations

Either an activity that must be done constantly, or something you bring up when you want to subtly tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Shepard: "Hey Garrus, got a minute?"
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

by the goat daemon July 10, 2010

calcium

gives you strong bones

i ate 100 thousand pounds of calcium and now i have bones as strong as...bone

by swalm June 25, 2006

Cali Slide

The act of tipping a door man on the down low to get in a club. Used mostly in Las Vegas.

We rolled up to Body English and used the Cali Slide to get in baller style!

by fastjesse January 4, 2009

Cali Pull

The act of taking a drink of hard alcohol the California way, straight from the bottle.

To correctly execute this you must:
1. persuade all of the people around you to pick up a bottle and join in.
2. unite all participating bottles in the air as a toast.
3. shout "cali pull!!!"
4. chug.

Guy 1: Lets take some Cali Pulls before we hit that party!

Guy 2: Great idea!

Together: CALI PULL!!!!!! (clink)

...the next morning
Guy 1: What happened last night?

by DangerZone11 January 31, 2010

calibrate

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble

President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.

by MalibuGA July 27, 2009

Cali-Bama

Cali-Bama is the phenominon, (typically male), when you were born and raised in california but look, act and sound like you're from Alabama.

Brad was riding around in his lifted truck, packing a lip and talking about nothing else but "huntin', fishin' and 4 wheelin'." He spoke with a sothern twang, wore only camo, blue jeans and cowboy boots. Brad enjoys listening to Derks Bentley and hollarin and pretty girls. Brad is a real Cali-Bama boy...

by LordMemington April 26, 2019

Cali40oz

The act of drinking a 40oz of Malt Liquor when WestCoast bound.

"Have fun payin for overpriced cocktails in the Club, I'll be in the parking lot with a Cali40oz."

by JOFAmous May 19, 2016