Yeah, so that bitch I hung out with last night was boring as hell. At least I got a Hando Calrissian before I got outta there.
by phishpac2 February 22, 2010
Noun
Origin: A play on words taken from the root, Lando Calrissian, a beloved fictional Star Wars character.
An extension of the term rando, often used to emphasize the randomness of the encounter.
Contrary to popular belief, color of skin is not a determining factor when deciding if someone is indeed a Rando Calrissian.
Origin: A play on words taken from the root, Lando Calrissian, a beloved fictional Star Wars character.
An extension of the term rando, often used to emphasize the randomness of the encounter.
Contrary to popular belief, color of skin is not a determining factor when deciding if someone is indeed a Rando Calrissian.
I came home to a bunch of Rando Calrissians in my apartment.
I don't know who she made out with last night, he was a total Rando Calrissian.
Remember when I got lost and made friends with all those Rando Calrissians?
I don't know who she made out with last night, he was a total Rando Calrissian.
Remember when I got lost and made friends with all those Rando Calrissians?
by John Cents June 20, 2011
Verb. A sex act involving one conniving bastard (the male) and one dumb bitch (the dumb bitch).
1. Get a girl to your room, start fucking her.
2. In the middle of it, call her dad with her cellphone.
3. Leave after you have FUCKED her.
1. Get a girl to your room, start fucking her.
2. In the middle of it, call her dad with her cellphone.
3. Leave after you have FUCKED her.
by Clinton Russel November 27, 2011
A play-on-words of the famous Star Wars character Lando Calrissian. When one wakes up to find a random black guy in their bed.
Random black guy who shows up to your party.
Random black guy who shows up to your party.
I drank too much, blacked out and woke up with a Rando Calrissian in my bed.
-What are you doing tonight?
-Probably partying and being some girl's Rando Calrissian.
-Shit yeah
Who invited the Rando Calrissian?
-What are you doing tonight?
-Probably partying and being some girl's Rando Calrissian.
-Shit yeah
Who invited the Rando Calrissian?
by Algo-rhythm February 07, 2011
by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005
One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.
Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"
Lando: "I?"
Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"
Lando: "I?"
Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"
by phantom5 May 28, 2005
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