A man with a large cock. Usually goes well with a Johnna. A Calob is a magnet to a Johnna. Super nice body. Usually has jealous ex girlfriends. Deep voice. Large Adam’s apple.
Wow did you see that calob at the party last night. I wanted to hop on his cock all night long. Guess Johnna has a great sex life.
by Kitty-cat88888888 July 7, 2018
Get the Calob mug.One of the cutest couples you'll ever meet. They're the couple that single people look at and say, "Can they show each other off any more obviously?" They'll say that Haley is either too good for Calob or is a fake bitch, but Calob don't put up with that shit! Calob will fight anyone who disrespects his girl, and because of this, Haley gets really worried about him. Haley needs constant attention that Calob is willing to give, even in public!
"Is that Haley and Calob?"
"Yeah, it must be them. Look at how they're showing each other off."
"Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Calob do."
"Yeah, it must be them. Look at how they're showing each other off."
"Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Calob do."
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Get the calob mug.The most handsome man you would ever meet <3 he’s so sweet and kind, and never fails to make you laugh. His love for God is surreal, and life with him is a fairytale.
His cock is also huge and the tongue game is strong
His cock is also huge and the tongue game is strong
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Get the Calob mug.Calob is the most handsome man you will ever meet. He is so sweet and kind. There isn’t a single day where he wouldn’t try his hardest to make you happy. His love for God is so beautiful, and life with him is an absolute fairytale.
His cock is massive and stretches you out like crazy. Plus his tongue game is way too good. He will make you cum in minutes.
His cock is massive and stretches you out like crazy. Plus his tongue game is way too good. He will make you cum in minutes.
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