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TorRed Challenger

The undisputed champion of all Mopar racing TorRed is widley known as the fastest color on the face of the earth. Some would have you believe the Black is the fastest color, however this is only due to the fact that the TorRed Challenger goes so fast that there isnt a drag strip out there that can measure its 1/4 mile time
by SRTANDY June 4, 2009
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calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.
The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.
by dddrew January 16, 2008
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calendar quality

So sexy that they belong on a pinup calendar.
Jay: Did your see her sexy ass?
Rog: Hell yeah I did. She calendar quality
by AyeBigPoppy April 16, 2019
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calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.
Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.
by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021
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Humphry Challenger

A munchkin/pygmy type creature often big-faced, around 2 1/2 feet tall, and adorned in a orange and black leprechaun-like outfit. The Challenger can jump in your window and challenge you to a brawl. Closely related to the Pygmy Scout.
Holy shit!Earl, did you see that Humphry Challenger eating my oatmeal out of the GD trough?
by Boz Scaggert November 9, 2008
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chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.
I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.
by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017
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nadvent calendar

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.
"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"
by Jarlinean June 11, 2006
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