Callahan Theory

The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.

Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"

by MickWhop July 23, 2012

X Called, they want their Y Back

This phrase is a derogatory saying that usually denounces someone's style in something. "X" is usually replaced with a time period whom the person's style reflects. "Y" is replaced with the item being made fun of or denounced.

Another permutation of this saying is more common on imageboards, messageboards, and forums. china called...

Examples of X Called, they want their Y Back...

Hey, Justin Bieber called, he wants his singing skills back.
Hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothing back
Hey, Elvis called, he wants his hair back

by Some dude with a Guitar November 25, 2010

called it

To say something before it happen that you predicted would

Girl: im pregnant
Guy: called it

by mattmv September 20, 2006

Cod caller

A super fisherman with extraordinary talent for catching massive huge big cod

1 "Yep you guessed it! Cod caller struck again with a nice 60 pounder"
2. "What do you mean who? The cod caller is a household name around tin can"
3. "With the cod caller and the fish whisperer you cunts have got fuckin nothing
4. "He's just an environmental rapist that cod caller fella"
6. "You want fish? Call 1800CODCALLER. He'll get you fkn fish"

by gibbalatte April 18, 2017

next caller

Used to indicate annoyance and disapproval of one’s behavior or actions; analogous to “I’m done with you”

I’m so tired of these racist tik tok stars with their half-assed apologies. NEXT CALLER!!

by yurrrt April 29, 2020

Calley

Is the cutest prettiest most beautiful lovable and wonderful person you’ll meet. She likes to play pranks and watch the office. She says the cutest things and is very huggable.

Calley is very baller!
Calley is a keeper.

by ballerbroski October 1, 2019

Its called Snickers now, Lovey!

The flaming homosexual's response when someone says "I feel like I've run a marathon".

Exhausted person: I feel like I've run a marathon.

Shirtlifter: Its called Snickers now, Lovey!

by Lumpbag May 7, 2009