calgarian

A typical Calgarian forms part of a giant collective or hive mind. Unlike the Borg, it is almost impossible to become assimilated into this 'old boys network'.

They have robotic tendancies and will eat meals at the same time as their peers. Everything is perfect for the Calgarian, and they rarely find the need to discover the world beyond the Calgary city limits; preferring to visit the zoo for the 1019th time.

The Calgarian often drives a large pick up truck, although rarely uses the rear box to transport cargo. SUVs are becoming more popular, and often driven by mothers.

The lower class Calgarian is often distinguished by their appearance; often sporting a large greasy mullet topped with a 'Molsen Canadian' baseball cap. These are often spotted around areas known as Dover or Forest Lawn.

Musical tastes are limited to country, 'lite rock' and US-style Hip hop and clothing fashions are often 2-3 years behind other major centers in the world.

That was great hockey last night eh?

by Madtroll June 2, 2004

Calligri man

A man Who Is Not Useful at all

Who talks about challenge bus disappears in big games and target small opponents in farmers league

Calligri man Scored 3 goals after disappearing vs Porto

by MrJr March 14, 2021

Callegory

A California-centric narrative or visual representation, in which a character, place or event can be interpreted to represent a hidden meaning with moral significance.

An excellent example of a Callegory would be "Hotel California" by the Eagles.

by Darren Onbirren December 25, 2022

calleger

one who enjoys walking the streets or one who is street-smart (from Spanish word "callejero")

You know that guy who you can see on 5th Ave. at 2 am? He's a calleger.

by anonymous December 31, 2003

Calgarian

Cal-Gary, the names of the two men whose marriage was the first between two persons of the same sex.
Calgarian is a term used to define a gay marriage.
Calgary Flames, a calgarian hockey team consisting of gay men.

Darryl said to Jarome, "I love you man, marry me, I want us to become Calgarians."

by edsnotmyrealname February 7, 2010

Calgarian

The complete and true embodiment of the definition of the word 'basic'. The females of the species are often seen in public sporting yoga pants, swell water bottles, oversized fake nails, a large latte from Rosso or Phil & Sebastian and a minimum of two ill-raised screaming children. The males can be seen driving Ford F150s customized to span three lanes, whilst clad head to toe in Flames apparel (or an overpriced suit) with a rear-window decal reading 'Git'er Done' or 'Support Domestic Violence'. If the windows of the pussay magnet are down at a red light you'll almost certainly hear the racist ramblings of Ted Nugent or the raw dick-kicking power of Nickleback flowing boisterously out into the street at Lollapalooza-like volume. Weekday activities include 'working hard' from 9-5, practicing entitlement, taking highway exits at the last possible second from the far left lane, saying prayers to oil and not minding their own fucking business. Weekend activities include the zoo, Superstore, teaching children entitlement in public places like busy cafes, 'walking around' or enjoying the mundanity of St. Patrick's Island.

- Woah that guy in the business suit with the flames hat just lost his shit at the cashier for not smiling enough when she gave him his coffee.

-Oh don't mind him he's just Calgarian.

by It'slikethat&that'sthewayitis April 6, 2017

Calgaria

The mental affliction where ridiculously expensive housing in the City of Calgary, Alberta seems normal. This is transferable to any city with insanely high housing prices.

When new people move to Calgary and see how high housing prices are they are usually shocked. This proves they haven't been infected with Calgaria yet.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012