Calico

An older woman in their late 60s to mid 70s. She has been through it all: wars, depression, and the plague. She is coming around the block for another go at the young men. She bares flashy jewelry, diamonds, etc. She has a "If you got it, flaunt it" attitude.

So I skipped the cougar bar and went straight for the calico's, what a good time.

by missmeeshiko September 21, 2009

Calico

A champion exhibit of a woman

A:Hey who's that foxy, blonde haired, blue eyed girl?

B:Thats Calico!

by DJ H July 4, 2009

Calico

When your crap has both light and dark colours in it's composition.

Hey Matt, I just took a crap and it was Calico!

by bel97g March 31, 2009

Calico

A child whose mother had sex with many men, and as such, had no earthly fucking idea of who the father was during the pregnancy.

"Did you see that woman on Maury? She had 3 different guys on there and none of them were the father."

"Yeah, that kid's a Calico all the way."

by UltimatePunchMan February 1, 2019

calico beans

When you mix two or more brands of baked beans. Only spawns of Satan do this.

Did you try those calico beans?!!
No
They were disgusting

by the duce bag joey June 21, 2018

calico dick

A Penis that displays loss of natural skin pigmentation or appears discolored or spotted.

"That Jill Kelly Scene is great where she gives head to that dude with the calico dick"

"Dude she seriously swore to me that the calico color of this dick made it taste better!"

"Boy to father - Dad you're so awesome, I hope one day I will grow up to have a Calico Dick just like you've got"

"Calico Dick comes in handy for hiding your identity better while using a glory hole."

by Ryan Clifford February 19, 2008

Calico Smingsmangs

A variation of the brutal sexually transmitted disease (Smingsmangs) where the functions of the vagina and the anus trade places without physically moving.

Nancy: "Wow Peggy, you have quite a robust queef!"
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012