Calico

When your crap has both light and dark colours in it's composition.

Hey Matt, I just took a crap and it was Calico!

by bel97g March 31, 2009

Corporate Cum Shot

When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.

Matt met Lindsay and gave her a corporate cum shot.

by bel97g April 02, 2009

Danny Clicker

While a male is masturbating, pre-cum between the urethra opening peels apart, which in turn produces a clicking sound.

Ew, I slept with this guy last night, and his penis is a Danny Clicker!

by bel97g March 31, 2009