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Blood of Calaba

When u don't know what to say when witnessing something shocking.
"He fell of his keke, Blood of Calaba"
by The only A1 hehe April 20, 2020
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Calalalala

Kålålålā. A word from Ancient Greek. This is commonly used to make fun of somebody or tell them to shut the f*ck up. This word was first used by Stevie T
Ignorant person; “Your music sucks! Ugh!”
You; ”Oh look at me oh calalalalala”
by yermasurda June 5, 2020
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Calamari Cock Ring

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
by Airbar August 7, 2018
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Calamari Cocktail

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!
by Isl-96 February 9, 2023
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cavatappi

Aye bruh dis bitch give fire cavatappi.
by Soullesspie May 24, 2021
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calabash uncle

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.
I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.
by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 10, 2009
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busaba calamari

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.
An order of busaba calamari.
by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008
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