canadien pocketknife

A slang term for a broken bottle when used as a weapon

he grabbed a beer and made a Canadien pocketknife
The canadien pocketknife in my chest hurts

by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007

Canadien Oven

The act of farting while fully clothed in full snow attire, very similar to the Dutch Oven, but is done to the self, by a process of the fart rising as hot air tends to do from your pants up your snow jacket and damn straight into your nose. Note: the Dutch Oven is done to another under the covers, the Canadien oven is far more potent and has full reprucussion upon the farter and is some sort of a form of suicide or inflictng pain upon oneself

Dammit Chase, I just Canadien Ovened myself, I think I might die from the smell!

by Rideman November 30, 2006

Cladie

A beautiful, sexy, short, blonde girl who is very funny and effortlessly gorgeous. She usually falls in love with guys named Joseph. When she walks into a room she shines like a pure diamond. She is a crybaby but is loved by many and hated on by many more. She is prettier than your girlfriend I promise

That girl over there is gorgeous. Her name has to be cladie

by Daddy Moss May 1, 2017

douche-calade

Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade

"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."

by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016

Canadiens

National Hockey League's most successful franchise. Own NHL record of 24 Stanley Cup. Play in Montreal in Quebec province in Canada.

The Montreal Canadiens won again tonight, they are so great!

by Racine May 30, 2006

Canadien

1.The French spelling for Canadian.

2. One who lives in or was born in Canada.

3. The hockey team from Montreal, the Montreal Canadien's.

1. C'est le jour du Canadien.

2. Guy from Quebec: He's a Canadien.
Guy not from Quebec: No, he's Canadian.

3. Hardcore Montreal Canadien's hockey team fan: Le condamner, le Canadien se perdu encore.

Real hockey fan: Fermer la baise en haut, vous le morceau de morceau de Quebecian de merde de merde

by I AM Canadian! July 27, 2004

Canadien

Canadien is just french for Canadian. Plain and simple. O...and Canadien is NOT code for Jew...but nice try.

Je suis Canadien!
I am Canadian!
(like those beer commercials...u kno?)

by Emily^_~ April 15, 2004