Cakey mess

When you shit, cum and piss in a blanket and wrap the female in it making her look like she is covered in cake mix

My girl was being bare cheeky so I decided to get kinky and I did a cakey mess

by Hintwat May 19, 2016

cakey

when seeing a girl/guy wearing too much makeup that is visible from a distance.

She's so cakey! Her face looks so old!

by AMMMMMMMMMM February 27, 2011

Cakey Shitter!

Another term from St.Helens, England.
It is an insult which means you have ate too much cake and when you shit, shit out cake and therefor have a "cakey shitter", this can also be related to Smelling that cake.

Quinny: You've got a Cakey Shitter!
Jones: Eurgh, fuck off!

by Cake Bøi November 25, 2010

Cakey

1) To have a large booty; a beautiful butt

"Yo J you see that girl over there she's kinda cakey"

"yeah man she's bangin"

by Big Poppa the Laker Fan June 17, 2009

cakey cake

A delicious cake. Can refer to any type of cake but it must be delicious. Mediocre cakes are not cakey cakes.

I cannot wait until we have cakey cake tonight.

by Kellykel August 29, 2007

cakeup

a girl who wears way too much makeup
she looks orange
you can really tell the girls caked it on.

oh my god that girl's cakeup

you could alsu say

she's cake/cakin'

by Clayton Reid July 29, 2006

Cakeulate

To devour or destroy something as if it were cake.

To measure in units of cake.

To succeed at something easily in accordance with the phrase, "piece of cake".

I totally just cakeulated that quesadilla.

According to my cakeulations...we're going to need more cake.

I definitely cakeulated the bar exam.

by MrOrangutan December 22, 2014