Skip to main content

Cahoots

Cahoots are an owl's testicles, about the size of a grain of sand.

Used in slang for a human with cojones the size of an owl's, a known genetic trait of those who share a comparable sized brain matter.
Alina Habba says Trump was the only one with the cahoots to go after Iran.
by mtjkong March 9, 2026
mugGet the Cahoots mug.

in cahoots

in partnership with someone who shares your purpose (often secretly)
They were in cahoots with the Mafia this whole time.
by The Return of Light Joker February 8, 2008
mugGet the in cahoots mug.

Commercial Cahoots

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.
Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!
by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010
mugGet the Commercial Cahoots mug.

in cahootz with jones

to be extremely wasted as a result of drinking a mass amount of beer or any other item that gets you wasted
"Damn!" "He just fell off the porch!" "That swolepiece has been drinkin since noon, he is in cahootz with jones."
by Noel Roman November 30, 2006
mugGet the in cahootz with jones mug.

catoots

When someone farts in a group setting, and you and your friend both attest to eachother’s innocence.
Bianca: Greg and Dan both said they didn’t fart, and Greg totally had no reason to lie when he said that Dan’s usually smell worse. And it definitely wasn’t me, so it must’ve been you, Clarissa!
Clarissa: Are you kidding? It was probably Greg or Dan— they were totally in catoots!!
by dickyb July 28, 2018
mugGet the catoots mug.

Cahootism

Cohootism - the activity or philosophy of being in cahoots for the benefit of a higher truth or purpose. The effort of combining resources, activities, wisdom or knowledge with others, to propagate a perceived truth that represents a progressive thought, activity or concept for humanity.
Sophia's research into an alternate theory on the historical origins and construction of the Sphinx, when combined with her friend and fellow cahootist Sara's findings, evidenced there engagement in Cahootism. The two ladies were firmly in cahoots on this ground breaking theory and findings.
by Phaedrus88 August 7, 2017
mugGet the Cahootism mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email