Definitions by mtjkong

Cahoots

Cahoots are an owl's testicles, about the size of a grain of sand.

Used in slang for a human with cojones the size of an owl's, a known genetic trait of those who share a comparable sized brain matter.

Alina Habba says Trump was the only one with the cahoots to go after Iran.

Cahoots by mtjkong March 9, 2026

Tesler 

Electric Vehicle (EV) manufacturer, renowned for being the maker of the Swasticar, a stainless steel 4WD EV truck designed with a strong resemblance to a garbage dumpster.

Get Your Tesler Today! Come on down to the White House Tesler Auto Mall!

Tesler by mtjkong March 15, 2025