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When someone farts in a group setting, and you and your friend both attest to eachother’s innocence.
Bianca: Greg and Dan both said they didn’t fart, and Greg totally had no reason to lie when he said that Dan’s usually smell worse. And it definitely wasn’t me, so it must’ve been you, Clarissa!
Clarissa: Are you kidding? It was probably Greg or Dan— they were totally in catoots!!
catoots by dickyb July 28, 2018
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in cahoots

in partnership with someone who shares your purpose (often secretly)
They were in cahoots with the Mafia this whole time.
Secretly working with someone, usually behind the back of someone else.
cahoots by MoonKnight December 14, 2002
cahoots is a noun meaning:

1.) To be in league with a crime, or conspiracy. Also to mean in alliance with or secret partnership with.

2.)To be a lover, or someone you like very much. Commonly used by someone how is annoyed or displeases with someone else.

(Note: this is slang, coming from the word/slang "ca" meaning: used to express a certain feeling of fondness for a person. Also the words "hoots" meaning: the characteristic cry of an owl)
Examples
"Don't trust anyone on that road there are often robbers that are in cahoots with each other!"

"Where are they? Idk? I bet there off in cahoots some where..."
cahoots by EtanBoy February 23, 2010

Commercial Cahoots 

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.
Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!

cahootsing 

Verb; The act of being in Cahoots cahoots with someone. To work with another behind ones back.
Jeff and Leah were cahootsing for a long time before Jeff proposed to Leah's sister Laura. Cahootsing was a success.
cahootsing by The Dukester October 21, 2010
A small Oklahoma town near Tulsa where we kick-ass at football,volleyball,basketball,and baseball. We have our own HardRock Casino just in front of the high-school. Because we care. ;)
Catoosa... Which means it will be over soon. We will get our asses handed to us for sure.
Catoosa by VanillaNinja November 24, 2010