cagnification

when something that takes 5 minutes to teach takes 30 minutes instead

Mr.Cagno used cagnification on his lesson about Abraham Lincoln which takes 20 minutes, instead it took a full hour.

by For M.Cagno June 4, 2009

Camrification

The effect of removing all character, uniqueness, individualism and other elements which give a product or concept identity in order to fit the largest possible market. Usually results in a bland but functional and reliable product that many people buy. (From Toyota Camry)

Literal: Volkswagen opted for a strategy of camrification for its Passat to create larger sales volume in the US

Abstract: I'm terribly annoyed by the mass camrification of society. Where are the rebels, the thinkers, and the doers?

by doomvector July 6, 2012

Celtification

Celt: Kelt (kĕlt) Peoples descendent from ancient Celts and speaking Celtic languages, including the Irish, Scots of the Scottish Highlands and Hebrides, Welsh, and Bretons.

-Ification: Latin -ficātiō, -ficātiōn-, from -ficātus, past participle of -ficāre, to make, from -ficus, -fic.

Definitions:
noun: Something designed to Celtify
noun: The activity of Celtifying music; creating original and newly interpreted ancient and modern tunes with a rocky, folksy harmonized, Irish’d-up sound

noun: Enjoyment resulting from experiencing Celtified music

Celtification plays great music!

by Boundlys August 22, 2021

Certification Practice Statement

Certification Practice Statement is communal document with description of practices of Certification authority issuing, renewing, revoking and validating Digital / Electronic Certificates and for emphasizing to keep confidence on Certificates

Certification Practice Statement, communal document Certification, authority, issuing, renewing, revoking,validating, Electronic,

by s j tubrazy January 6, 2013

Penis Certification

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.
2.Certification of the health of a penis.

1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!
2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!

by A$$LickaLowd October 1, 2008

cuntification

process of becoming pussy whipped

My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend.

by I believe this is a George Carlinism. May 31, 2003

Cuntification

The process of becoming so gay your dick inverts and turns into a cunt. If cuntification is not stoped the rest of the body is transformed into a vagina.

Bro I think Polo is going through cuntification.

by Cunt-fucker9000 January 8, 2020