Cactapus

a mutated cactus with 8 limbs
cactapus : a mutated cactus with 8 octopus like legs that roam the sky hunting for invisible krill
by abearproductions September 18, 2010
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A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.
That douchey cactapus blogs at thecactapus.blogspot.com
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Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.
by Voguepanda August 20, 2005
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Do you see the size of that cactapus!

Lets go visit Joshua Tree and look for some cactapussies
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Cactai+pussy=cactapus...jus anotha way to say dry ass pussy basically
Yea i had to lube her shit up...she got that cactapus
by BROWN.MAN September 23, 2017
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