Cactapus

Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.

Brad Pitt, cuz he's a cheater.

by Voguepanda September 8, 2005

cactapus

that great feeling you get after ripping something nasty out your ass

That was the best cactapus all day. My ass is refreshed. Ass=mine; a cactapus/octopus hybrid
"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"

by bread infection December 28, 2005

cactapus

The little guys on top of the buildings that are inflatable and there arms and legs go everywhere.

Did u see that cactapus on that builiding up there?

by katieandchans April 26, 2006

Cactapus

Cactai+pussy=cactapus...jus anotha way to say dry ass pussy basically

Yea i had to lube her shit up...she got that cactapus

by BROWN.MAN September 23, 2017

cactapus

A cactus that looks like an octopus.

Do you see the size of that cactapus!

Lets go visit Joshua Tree and look for some cactapussies

by chickensandwhichhead September 21, 2020

catapussy

wow that's a good catapussy. Catapussy is a catapult located in the vagina. Catapussy= hardcore queefing

wow syndey some catapussy ya got there

by pussy lyn January 21, 2017

Cactupus

Cactupus is a word, it means both everything and nothing and can be used in any context.

It also sounds like it should be a word, but isn't.

The english language does not have a word that means nothing and everything. To be honest i think this is a disgrace.

Dude, I love your cactupus
Thats a beautiful cactupus
Touch my cactupus
Feel my cactupus
Put that cactupus away
Don't put that cactupus in your pocket, It'll eat away at the lining like an agitated flan
Dunk my cactupus
Cactupus that bitch
What kind of cactupus are you!?!
I think ive got a cactupus wedged in my ass
Cactupus sucks
Cactupus sucks your mum
Cactupus sucks your dad
Cactupus sucks everyone
Everyone sucks cactupus
Everyone is getting bored of the sucks analogy... cactupus
That cactupus just exploded!!
That cactupus just imploded!?!
What the hell is a cactupus?
Are you a cactupus?
Is he a cactupus?
Is that a cactupus?
Could you tell your cactupus to stop humping my leg?

by The man with the erection May 11, 2009