Bistandard

Bistandard is a Metal band based out of Los Angeles, CA The group was formed in October of 2005 by drummer Mo Diggs and singer/guitarist Jeff Settles. Bassist Chino Levario joined the group in 2006 and lead guitarist Joe Daniels was with the band in 2007-2008. Lead guitarist Scott Higgins joined Bistandard in late 2008 and is currently the newest member of Bistandard. Bistandard is influenced by many great bands and other music genres such as Machine Head, Slayer, Sepultura, Soulfy, Avenged Sevenfold, Killswitch Engage and genres such as Metal, rock, classic rock, hip-hop, jazz, country, opera, and anything else you can think of.

Bistandard means Double Standard.

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by Mo Diggs May 22, 2009

Jehovah's Bystander

Some one who witnesses nothing.

Victim: Did you see that?
Jehovah's Bystander: No, I witnessed fuck all.

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006

Bystander Intervention

The feminist term for cock block

Male Feminist Virgin: I saved that girl by using bystander intervention.
Self-Respecting Male: No. You cock blocked a husband from making love to his wife.

by Sultry Santa August 19, 2019

Innocent bystander

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.

There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Inocent Bystander

the people wo get shot during my reckless drive byes in my new benz

i was doin a drive by and shot this inocent bystander

by DeVonTheDucer July 31, 2003

bystander Google-search

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.

Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

Bystander

A person who witnesses an event and then says something about it to an adult or trust adult.

The bystander went to the teacher after she witnessed someone being bullied

by Imakemoresensethenyou October 6, 2019