A Master Bator is somebody who, because of the sheer number of times they have masturbated (choked the chicken, administered corporal punishment to a primate {spanked the monkey}, jacked off, beat off, jerked off, beat their meat, whacked off, played pocket pool, wanked off, etc.), has become an expert at it -- a true master masturbator (or Master Bator).
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by Telephony August 22, 2012
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Dude, you know how my girl keeps bitching about me peeing the bed last week? Well I put an end to that last night with a perfectly executed Ugandan Baton Drop! She woke up, ran right to the bathroom and started crying! She wouldn't come out till I left the house.
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Jessica is such a Post-A-Bator, she is so fascinated with her own posts its like she's jerking herself off 24/7.
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Get the Post-A-Bator mug.Batool is nice, kind, generous & pure. She is an amazing friend and is super fun to hang around with. She is super funny!! Batool is a fantastic baker and is very fond of desserts such as cake. It can be hard to earn her trust so if you manage to earn it you're one lucky girl! She is shy and innocent but if you get to know her she is the complete opposite. If someone calls you a cake your name is Batool!!!
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made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given
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