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Buzzturd

One who lives his or her life based upon the advice of online lists and other online lifestyle pieces authored by writers on websites such as (but not limited to) elitedaily.com, buzzfeed.com, and thoughtcatalog.com.
Jimmy: Did you see that Rhonda decided to travel to Spain instead of getting a real job?

Lester: Yeah. Not sure why she did that. She just graduated from an expensive four-year college. She had hardly any money.

Jimmy: She spent her last $1200 on the trip. Classic buzzturd.
by FuzzyDunlop99 October 19, 2014
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Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.
Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021
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buzzard fuck

A whole lot of flapping, but nothing being accomplished...This term is best used to describe a futile situation where apparent efforts are being made with no clear results.
Man, we were out there the whole day trying to fix that gutter but the damn thing is still broken...what a buzzard fuck!
by stumpy mc stumperson February 19, 2009
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cunt buzzard

someone who will fuck anything he sees
I can't belive you slept with that nasty bitch,you cunt buzzard
by mr mustafabeast September 23, 2005
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Buzzard Balls

One who is always horny. Testicles that lead their owner to prey.
Hey Buzzard Balls, leave those girls alone and get home to your wife.
by GatorZap September 7, 2010
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panty buzzard

A dude who constantly is picking up there best friends just broke up skanky girfriend.
Man! Can you beleve Chester?! I think that's the sixth one of Daryl's ex waists he's swooped down on. What a fucking panty buzzard!
by harold of the rocks August 8, 2013
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pumpkin buzzard

something to call your daughter if she’s a baker.
by youareapumkimbuzzard December 27, 2021
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