buy a cricket

get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.

he got hit by a car? thats hilarious.
"you need to buy a cricket"

by viciousk March 11, 2008

buy-a-vowel drunk

So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.

First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.

I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.

by Toadaron December 4, 2010

buy a vowel

This means that you don't exactly understand what someone is saying, and you'd like them to elaborate

PERSON A: "I have a friend who has a friend who's friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who's girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who's doctor's doctor's doctor's doctor ate a BigMac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"

by thebug April 9, 2008

Buy a dog day 16 October

Buy a dog day is today. Your parents cant refuse.

They mom, can I get a dog?

Of course its Buy a dog day 16 October.

by Coolcat956342 October 16, 2020

buyaka

Jamaican slang. The sound of a gunshot.

Then, me shot him in de middle of de street. Buyaka! Buyaka!

by Ste-Lo August 20, 2007

Buyat

Hairy german ballsack

"You have a stinky buyat, Felipe"

by spacemaker2win December 11, 2020

Buy a dog

The universal solution to all problems.

Guy 1:Oh man, I hope my ex-girlfriend doesn't find me!
Guy 2: Buy a dog.

by danthaman15 June 17, 2009