buy a fucking vowel

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'

A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!

by 4 July 14, 2004

Buy a clue

1. phrase used to reply to a person, of inferior mental capacity, when he/she talks shit about things he has no fucking clue about (usually used to quickly end an argument with one who knows fuck all!)

Used at international political conferences when replying to idiotic world leaders' statements (e.g. George W. Bush), to those that dispute war crimes (e.g. the Jewish holocaust, Armenian genocide, etc.), or those who dispute historical truths (e.g. the Ancient Egyptians built the pyramids, Alexander the Great was hellene, Hitler was a monster, etc.) When any of these statements are made, intelligent folks reply to the Cretin with "Buy a Clue!"

by alphaomegatozed September 26, 2009

buy a farm

Literally means: to die.
A phrase made popular by Robert A. Heinlein's "Starship Troopers".

Shortened version: to buy it

"However, you are just as dead if you buy a farm in an "incident" as you are if you buy it in a declared war."

by tanith first and only January 1, 2009

Buy a Mug

Definition 1: To sell mugs for those people who need mugs.

Definition 2: A word in the Official Urban Dictionary Store used to attract those people with credit cards.

Example 1: Buy a Mug for 4.00 only!

Example 2: Buy a amogus Mug for your sister Janet.

by UrbanReader2242 May 4, 2021

Buy a Tic-Tac

A response one gives after smelling someones bad breath.

A girl tells a boy, after smelling some offensive smelly breath, "Man, buy a Tic-Tac"

by Kimberly Snipes July 24, 2006

buy a tractor

a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth

that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.
hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight

by farmkid March 7, 2009

buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation

1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips

by boosh chugger May 27, 2009