buttfire

when you strike a match in front of yo girlfriends ass and she farts

"My bitch started a buttfire"

by lostmytoesinthewar August 20, 2018

buttpie

a large turd; fecal matter

after dinner I left a big buttpie in the toilet.

by xusia January 11, 2009

Anti-pirate Buttpirate

An organisation like the RIAA, MPAA or BPI who are aiming to cut down online piracy.

"Dude, did you hear about that teacher that got sued by the anti-pirate buttpirates?"
"Yeah, god damn the BPI."

by Soiled Undergarment November 7, 2004

buttpiper

One who is so full of utter bullshit, that he speaks or "pipes from his ass".

Guy#1 : Dude. I saw Angelina Jolie at the mall today. She wanted me so bad.

Guy#2 : Dude, you're such a buttpiper

by johnnyunitas January 25, 2006

buttpipe shitpole

Lil' Wayne, JohnTravolta, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson (FOR SURE)

"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."

by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

Buttpirate

someone who enjoys ravaging and raiding someones ass hole searching for lost treasure, or just for pure enjoyment.

-another definition is always brown nosing and sucking up

Samantha Gill is a Buttpirate

by mschmitty7717 April 11, 2011

Buttfire

When someone gets flames coming off their butt due to:
1. Eating an extremely hot curry
2. Having un-lubed anal sex
3. Someone has put a flammable substance on your butt and your ass begins burning and blisters your butthole

"That curry was so hot, when i crapped it created a buttfire. My goddamn ring is blistered."

"Your such an idiot, why didn't you use lube?! Now your buttfire has melted the condom to my cock and your butthole."

"Haha, yeah we made a buttfire on Paul, it was cold last night."

by Cheesynerd January 21, 2009