buttfoolery

Of or relating to antics involving the buttocks or anal opening.

"Babe, i'm not into that. Stop this buttfoolery."

by K.G. MadMan June 9, 2005

buttockery

the art of beating the drums. The studies of playing the drums on a fine black man's backside.

Look at that man over there, he has all the qualifications buttockery 101!

by she-nay-nay July 8, 2006

Butthook

Butthook, or Hook For Short is a Synonym to Butthead, Butthole, etc. Also can mean someone who is lazy. Bum

He was such a Butthook when he didn't keep his promise.

by Tykehook December 31, 2007

butthook

When you stick your finger up your butt and you get shit on it and then you stick that finger in your friend's mouth and pull really hard.

Aaron loves getting a nice butthook

by shiftyclaybob April 27, 2010

butthook

1.
Known as a synonym to butthead, or bum. Short Form known as simply "hook".

The guy who kicked me in the shin was a butthook.

by Mike the Tyke January 6, 2008

butthook

A specific instance of a doohickey, considered to be the ultimate "useless thing".

I was looking for the can opener in the kitchen, but all I could find were butthooks.

by butthook October 31, 2007

buttbooked

(Resubmitting, because i used the wrong pseudonym, used drmaestas but should've been just dmaestas, please correct thanks!)
Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

by dmaestas March 9, 2010