Buttershits

The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.

Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.

by Scrumfis August 13, 2011

buttersness

similar to nastyness!
Ugly-ness
Nasty-ness
Distgusting-ness

Person 1: coughing every 2 seconds not covering his mouth
Person 2: blad take your buttersness home. Dont be trying to spread your butters germs everywhere.

by dipz187 December 27, 2011

butterstory

When someone tells a really uneventful story but they hype you up for it.

Jack: I have the FUNNIEST thing to tell you.
Amy: Ok, what?
Jack: So, I go up this hill, and I fall down haha
Amy: Wow, that's a real butterstory. :/

by brooke7318 August 12, 2017

The Butterfield Special

A daring sexual maneuver that dates back to the time of the Butterfield clan, a fearsome group of nomadic warriors who were known for their brutality and sexual vigor. The Butterfield Special often leaves its victims impregnated and full of regret.

"Yo chad, did you really give her The Butterfield Special?"
"Hell yeah man, now Angie is impregnated and full of regret"

by Lifeguard69 June 12, 2017

buttersnipe

guttersnipe but fatter.

person 1: more butter
person 2: you buttersnipe!

by oldman4 April 17, 2009

butterize

To spread butter on something.

"Hey, will you butterize this bagel for me?"
"Sure, dude!"

by stellarback123 October 9, 2008

Butterstickulal

JOHN CENA 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉

And here comes Mr. Butterstickulal

by Butterstickulal September 17, 2016