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buttered bun 

The private parts of a woman who has already had sexual intercourse with someone else
I had sex with Mary after the party, but I don't normally want a buttered bun.
buttered bun by Tom June 6, 2003

double buttered toast 

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!
I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!

buttered balls

this means when you've been nobbin your bird and her love juice has gone all over your plums. lovely jubly!
i was bonin' Lisa and she obviously loved it coz she buttered my balls. or:

i got buttered balls mate. It was blindin

Buttered my corn 

It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.
Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?

Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.

buttermelon 

A yellow fruit that grows in bunches and is enjoyed by many. Synonymous with the word "banana". In 2016 the word burst onto the Internet as its replacement and has been embraced by many.
I like to start my day with some peanut butter toast and a nice ripe buttermelon.
buttermelon by LDSG Ghost May 13, 2018

buttered muffin 

a pussy with cum in it
Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin
buttered muffin by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006