Buttered 

Verb. To accidently or purposely slam a girl into the dashboard while getting roadhead.

John: I'm sorry I buttered you.

Katie: It's cool. Just don't slam me into the dash again or else no more roadhead.

Buttered by Troy Hugecock December 19, 2010

Buttered 

Its like the word owned...ONLY 3 million times better. Its like when your toast drops and it lands buttered side down...YOU GOT BUTTERED.

Dude, that was a sick COD sesh last night

Yea, and you totally got buttered,too.

Buttered by ManiacMaglee October 20, 2009

buttered 

1. average joe meaning: - Bladdered

2. Honours graduate meaning: -To be highly inebriated after a night of intoxicating liquer.

The complete loss of all limbs that you look like a puppet with ths strings cut, and 'spread' across the (road/pavement/tramps crotch).

He was that buttered he was spread across the pavement.

buttered by Drunknmunky April 7, 2008

Buttered 

Buttered --

Losing one's employment as a result of using a racial slur in the workplace ala Paula Deen circa June, 2013.

"You hear what happened to Bill? The Spics in HR Buttered his ass for saying 'Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle' in the locker-room!"

Buttered by needmaps June 27, 2013

BUTTERED 

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

BUTTERED by JR December 2, 2004

buttered 

to get a hair cut, to get your hair "lined up"

"Yo I'm off to get buttered"

buttered by elliotjones76 December 14, 2008

buttered 

buttered means coke high.

"michele, i'm buttered!"
"i know, i'm super buttered dude"

buttered by heathaaa February 17, 2005