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banana buttcrunch

another slang term for anal sex. You basically

fuck her up the ass, so good and so hard, she feels

like its been through a grinder.
Q complained her ass felt like it was put through a

grinder after we did the banana buttcrunch for half an

hour straight.
by Foroyaar May 30, 2006
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Buttscratcher

- A long plastic stick with a tiny hand on the end.

- Used to reach areas usually hard to gain access to, such as the anus and surrounding areas.

- Also used during tenseful and tiring events such as viewing a football match
when areas, such as the anus and sorrounding areas, cry for attention.
At the stadium.
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: Buttscratcha!
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: I'll use this buttscratcher to satisfy hard-to-reach areas!
by Stadium seller April 15, 2009
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buttclutch

when your sphincter muscle fails and your shit has no traction.
i was mid blowjob when my buttclutch snapped and really got me in some shit.
by roadtrippers May 13, 2014
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buttscratcher

a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you're cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one's buttocks
I was so happy when I experienced the sensation of a true buttscratcher for the first time!
by Steve-o 1991 January 5, 2008
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banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.
OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?
by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006
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buttscratcher

-Was yelled a lot at Otakon 2009, got very annoying by the end of the convention, buttscratcher must die.
-"buttscratcher!!!!"
--"buttscratcher!!!!"
by keycard21218 August 4, 2009
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buttcrunch

buttcrunch
noun
a person, object, or thing that is so extraordinary it will cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of those who interact with it.

verb trans.
to cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of another party or parties by being splendid or wonderful.

DERIVATIVES
buttcrunchy adjective
buttcrunchingly adverb
1. Your mom's twenty-cheese casserole was such a buttcrunch! I didn't even know there were that many cheeses!

2. She looked so good in that tiny dress that she buttcrunched all of those old dudes over there.

3. The special effects in that movie were so buttcrunchingly sweet my brain went into sugar-shock.
by Luckydyke January 2, 2009
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