buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.

Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?

by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019

buttcrack coolidge

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

Royal Buttfucking Stadium

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup

Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)

by Pnon2 May 27, 2010

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 11, 2002

buttfuck alabama

a fictional (I trully hope) small town somewhere in the boonies of alabama. Primarily used as a forwarding address to try and escape debt-collectors.

Pillowbiter Bob
23 creampie lane
123456 buttfuck alabama

by otto normalverbraucher February 25, 2008

Buttfucking

When the people at gamestop buy your 50$ game for 9$, then they put it right back on the shelf for 49.99$.

Clerk: Hi welcome to gamestop, can I interest you in a buttfucking.
Customer: No thanks, I'll just sell my shit on ebay.

by Gamer69 August 29, 2012

sym'o buttfuck

a male who buttfucks a younger women in a high school bathroom. Usually contracts a STD and or from making out with them he gets Gingivitis.

Jordon:(walks past girl) He you wanna go to the bathroom with me.
Girl: Nah, you are a SYM'O BUTTFUCk i don't want your STDs or Gingivitis.
Ugly Girl: I will jordon!!!
Jordon:FUCK MY LIFE!

by JigglyjellyrollsBarret January 4, 2012