butt surfer

One who fucks butts in such a manner that it appears he "surfs" from butt to butt

Oh he's totallya butt surfer.

by Levi Morris April 18, 2005

Butt Hole Surfer

1) a member of one of the truely awesome bands of our time.

2) anybody who likes putting their wang in other peoples rectal passages for pleasure or profit. (i.e. a practitioner of anal sex)

1) Gibby Haynes

2) just about every respectable perv I know, myself very much so included...

by Kenneth July 29, 2004

Butt Hole Surfer

A male of homosexual persuasion who participates in fucking guys in the butt

Eww.. are you a butt hole surfer

by pinkie pie December 1, 2003

Butt Hole Surfer

A gentlement who owns a small dog, a traveller on the marmite motorway.

"What out for that guy he's a Butt Hole Surfer"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

buttsurfer

Male or female who enjoys performing anal sex with their penis and/or dildo

My brother, who is a expert buttsurfer, performed anal sex with his cousin Hal all through the night.

by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004

buttsurfer

A member of a clueless freshwater species known as the river kayaker who ventures out of his element and into the lineup thinking he or she can actually surf, with no concern for the hazard posed to real surfers by a huge uncontrollable boat and paddle. Obviously afraid of salt water, as indicated by presence of nose plug, helmet, and life vest.

"Hey, bra, what's up with that buttsurfer crowdin' the lineup? If he likes sitting on his ass so much, shouldn't he stay in his cubicle?"
"Dude, I know, he totally ran me over when he got caught inside on that big set!"

by mountainsharkbait May 8, 2009