butt weasel

a butt stufre

stuff my butt

by facemonger February 17, 2003

butt-weasel

A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.

When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.

by knowman March 10, 2008

butt-weasel

An expensive but very effective means of HIV prevention, like a trunk monkey only better.

Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?

by benthere March 11, 2008

butt weavel hair-wrap

arrogant,self-centered,annoying

my sis is such a butt weavel hair-wrap

by assylum666 June 6, 2011

Buttweasel

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.

(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

buttweasel

a sneaky ass bandit; a snaker of other men's girlfriends

"Dude, don't let that buttweasel near your sister"

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

buttweasel

A jerk of a person with no moral sense.

"Dave is such a buttweasel for cheating on her."

by arizonapam December 11, 2009