Naked burglar

One who burgles houses, or steals from other places, naked.

Sometimes done to avoid leaving evidence, but mainly just for the thrill of it.

Jack the naked burglar broke into the Smith's house, stole money and jewellery, had a wank and left.

by Witch of the West October 5, 2007

ass burglar

1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix

Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.

by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

Reverse Burglar

noun; the act of cumming in a girls eyes and stealing from her while she is blinded. Derived from the white band covering her eyes.

"Suzie had to go to the optometrist and best buy after she got the reverse burglar Saturday night"

by SirBurglesworth09 March 21, 2009

cat burglar

A burglar who is adept at entering and leaving a house without being noticed.

The cat burglar came and left without the occupants even waking up.

by Sinistral February 5, 2006

Buzz burglar

Buzz Burglar
Noun

One who sucks the fun from an event or occasion. Can either be through worries of health and safety or just being uninteresting/bankrupt of personality.
See also: Fun Vampires

Rob: "Ger, me old flower, are you going the gaff party tonight?"

Ger: "I am as long as Oisin isn't. That lad is such a buzz Burglar"

by He be G.B. February 4, 2019

Butt Burglar

1.) Someone who likes having anal sex.
2.) An anal rapist.

1.) Holy crap, Dave is a real butt burglar!
2.) Ouch... last night I got ass-raped by that butt burglar.

by Kyle December 27, 2004

banter burglar

A sorry individual who claims others banter as his own.
Commonly grabs banter from one group of friends and recycles it to use on another group, hence claiming it as their own.

Vinny: Oi Wreck, I saw a German bloke in a herlequin suit when I was in Amsterdam the other week! Unbelievable banter!
Wreck: Yea?? Really?? U cunt, Mills already told me that story, u fuckin banter burglar

by Wreck September 22, 2005