turd burper

When ones breath sticks like they have been eating shit or licking arse

brush your teeth you turd burper

by TurdCBS February 23, 2009

sperm burper

a fag whose breath smells like sperm when he burps

fuckin a man get out of my face you sperm burper.go burp your sperm somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by emu March 5, 2003

Red Sox Cum Burper

A New York Yankee hating Red Sox fan who eats so much cock the he/she regularly burps male ejaculate.

Text Usage:

Joe D: "Have you heard of this Paul K. Guy."

The Mick: "Yeah. He's some chowderhead Red Sox Cum Burper who has to get on the Internet to spout off about the Yankees in an attempt to raise his self-esteem a mere 5 days after the Yankees swept his sorry ass Red Sox."

Joe D: "Oh yeah. That guy. He should be worried about his own team being 3 1/2 games out of the wild card spot at the midway point."

The Mick: "Fo' Sheezy, Joe"

The Babe: "I used to live in Boston. What a shit hole. Reminds me of where God would go if he had to take a shit. I'm glad they sold me."

by Derek J. July 9, 2004

Burper

To take Viagra in the morning and masturbate till gone supper, regardless of visitors, postal carriers and acquaintances.

A strange Hermit found on the coast of West Cumbria.

"Andrew, how was that Viagra I gave you last night?"
"Honestly Jolo, I had a proper Burper!"

"Hey Martin, have u done a Burper?"
"Nah Jenny I've just been in hiding from The Man aven't I?"

by Jolo williamson October 13, 2016

Baby Burper

Baby Burper is an astonishing, superbly good looking guy who, every now and then, has this burping need of letting it all out (loud) while strolling.

- Have you seen John lately?
- Yes, I've met him in Copenhagen, and (oh boy!) was he a baby burper...!

by Bb-G September 29, 2010

turd burper

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.

Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

Sperm burper

A woman who has swallowed so much seamen that it makes her burp.

Anita was such a sperm burper.

by karatejoe February 27, 2018