Rick Burleson

Rick Burleson is one of the best Short Stop's in Boston Red Sox history. He had a fiery temper and always went balls out. Burleson was a true ball player. He played for the Sox from 1974-1980 until some douche bag traded him to the California Angels. He won a Gold Glove in 1979 and was a 4 time All Star.

Rick Burleson's nickname is the Rooster.

by Sean O'Leary September 7, 2007

Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

turd burgle

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole

I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.

by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

Ben Burnley

Ben Burnley- Unbelievably sexy and talented. Possibly the hottest lead singer ever. Frontman of Breaking Benjamin.

Speaker 1: That must be the sexiest man ever.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Ben Burnley.

by she_dexy May 13, 2005

Burnley Carpet

Burnley Carpet: Inexpensive brown floor covering, popular in the north of England.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.

Just moved into the bedsit, it has a lovely Burnley Carpet.

by Wilko1984uk October 8, 2014

Burglekutt

1. n. An unpleasant situation into which you've unwittingly involved yourself.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.

1. By leading that girl along, whilst being in a committed relationship, you've landed yourself in quite the burglekutt.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.

by PeckPeckPeck June 14, 2010

Ben Burnley

Benjamin Jackson Burnley IV is the founder, lead singer, and second rhythm guitarist of the Nu metal/hard rock band Breaking Benjamin. He is the only member of the band who has never left. In 2007 his band went on a hiatus because his alcohol addiction left him with Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome and during that hiatus he had to fire two of his bandmates, Aaron Fincke and Mark Klepaski, for illegally signing off on a contract to their newest hit song "Blow Me Away." Eventually, he beat the odds of a 1-in-20 chance and recovered without severe permanent brain damage. However, the drummer, Chad Szeliga, later left the band in 2012. In late 2014, Ben recruited four new band members with Kieth Wallen on rhythm guitar so Ben himself could be a little more animated while singing (as he often moved as little as possible while playing live so he could concentrate on playing guitar and keeping within range of the microphone at all times)

Ben has several phobias, but he does not let them get in his way. However, he refuses to perform live in any countries outside of USA and Canada, as his fear of death makes him walk rather than drive as little as possible to avoid car crashes, and he doesn't fly at all.

Ben is the fourth Benjamin Jackson Burnley of his bloodline, preceded by his great-grandfather, grandfather, and uncle, who are all dead. His infant son if the fifth in his bloodline (Benjamin Jackson Burnley V)

Ben is around 36 years old and is 6"4 tall (approx. 2 metres)

BB fan: Have you heard the newest Breaking Benjamin song? I think Ben Burnley sounded great in that one!
BB hyper fangirl: Oh my god I know right! He's so sexy?
BB fan: Okay, he DOES look good, I'm not gonna lie.

by NederlandsTaco December 28, 2014