bumpy

when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all

I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.

by LustyBear September 9, 2009

bumpy

n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.

Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.

by roller May 29, 2005

bumpis

a fresh ass vape pod or actual weed (not wax pen)

1:

aye lemme hit the suorin.

its good, this pod is faaatttt bumpis.

2:
aye lemme hit the wax pen.

its dry. all we have is a pipe and some bumpis.

by chongr June 17, 2018

Bumpy

An adjective commonly used to describe midgets that are ghetto and a little out of control. Also used to more specifically describe hitchhiking midgets.

Yo homie, watch out for those bumpy ol' midgets!

by Burritofarts January 31, 2017

bumpy

Why don't we come out of the closet?
Show them what we have found

It has been a bumpy ride
one might even be a little proud?

by Krkič July 19, 2019

bumpy

To feel extreme embarassment, rejection, etc. (See also bump)

(a.) "I bet you felt pretty bumpy after Amy slapped you". (b.) "When Joey slipped and fell, that was the bumpiest thing I've ever seen!"

by Spider July 24, 2004

Bumpy bumpy

Having "it" with someone

Don't be bumpy bumpy with him

by ☀️🌙 April 25, 2016