Bumfuzzled

When a person does something so idiotic that you cannot even grasp the concept of how f'ed up it was.

Example:

When a Police Officer stops a vehicle and a subject runs from the vehicle into the woods. The said Police Officer stops another vehicle with a subject matching the exact same description who is sweating his ass off and breathing heavily. Put him in handcuffs, found green leaves in the floor board and seat of the vehicle matching leaves found in the same area the subject fled from. And the nephew told Officers the subject ran up to his residence found in the same area asking to use his car..... BUT LET THE GUY GO!!!!
What the hell was he thinking? I'm just.... BUMFUZZLED!
by TX-5OH June 28, 2011
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bumfuzzle

bastardization of befuddle, often used reflexively; baffle; confuse.
I thought math was hard, but physics totally bumfuzzled me.
by insignis November 14, 2003
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Bumfuzzle

A dwarven tradition of braided ass hairs.
Gimley! the orc is dead, so dont get yer bumfuzzle in a bunch!
by chimneychangah February 10, 2015
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Bumfuzzle

Bumfuzzle is a whimsical term that describes a state of confusion, perplexity, or disarray. It's like feeling utterly befuddled or lost in a situation, as if your mental compass has suddenly gone haywire, and you can't make heads or tails of things. When you're bumfuzzled, it's like being trapped in a mental labyrinth of your own making
Usage Example 1: "After reading the instructions for assembling the bookshelf, I was completely bumfuzzled and ended up with a bookshelf-shaped sculpture of frustration."

Usage Example 2: "Navigating the city's winding streets without GPS left me hopelessly bumfuzzled, and I eventually had to ask a friendly stranger for directions."
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bumfuzzlement

They had a look of complete bumfuzzlement.
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bumfuzzle

to create a chaotic situation within a person's mind.
Watching too much Jeopardy while drinking shots made Jim a bumfuzzled guy!
by D.H. February 24, 2004
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Bumfuzzle

To bumfuzzle is to confuse or fluster. Bumfuzzle is most often used in the dialect of the Southern United States. It is colloquial, meaning it is typically used in informal conversation. It is very similar to bamboozle, and may be derived from it.
In an attempt to bumfuzzle his mother, Tony hid her keys in the microwave and pretended to know nothing about it.
by YourUrbanPerson March 04, 2022
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