Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid
by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022
Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!
I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night
by J-Boner! August 13, 2008
by lazycouchpotato7 June 21, 2006
by KD Jackel October 17, 2021
a particularly sick individual who is not satisfide with the usual five finger shuffle, and feels it nessecary to penertrate his own rectum with 1,2 or even three fingers whilst beating one off, adding to his own miss guided feeling of sexual gratification.
by franklin B wankface May 21, 2006
by Mark Park September 22, 2021
An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.
by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021