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Bullshitism 

When anything happens, reminds you of the word "bullshit"...
Tracher: paraphrase this...
Student A: bluh bluh bluhing bluh... (although a good answer)
Student B: (whispering) bullshit...
Teacher: That was buuuullshiiiit
Student B raising his hand: bullshitism gentlemen, Its called bullshitism

Teacher: ...!
(Even you reading this may simply say: bullshit!)
Bullshitism by VjForever May 13, 2016

Bullshitism 

The philosophy that everything is bullshit. As such, nothing should be considered true, and trying to be truthful is purposeless. It was created who knows when, by who knows who.
The bolsheviks had no words to say to the bullshitiks, who would only see anything they said as false. This is because the bullshitiks actively practiced bullshitism. Which in turn resulted in massive bullshittery.
Bullshitism by Bullshitik#1 November 14, 2020

bullshitium 

A fake element in the periodic table of elements, used instead of "bullshit" when a science teacher is nearby, so if they hear, one could say they were referring to a new element: bullshitium
Bob: this is bullshitium
Teacher: Bob did u just swear
Bob: no miss i was talking abt the new element i will discover one day: bullshitium!
bullshitium by EmoLife October 27, 2016

Bullshitist 

Someone who praise bullshit and the god Bullshiticus
"Damn, John says so much bullshit, he must be a bullshitist"
Bullshitist by Andrefrf November 15, 2014

bullshitistic 

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.
The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.
bullshitistic by Jim Inman September 2, 2006

Bullshevist 

Bullshevist is someone who adheres to the idealogy of Bullshevism, which is based on fakery and lies...or believes in Bullshitting himself (self brainwashing) and also others into being average in everything they do, say or think.

The bullshevist is convinced he's she's and we're all living in what Voltaire's Dr. Pangloss calls "the best of all possible worlds".
The Bullshevist is clever in concealing his or her true idealogical leanings..
He sees only progress, and advancement, and positive outcome in every human endeavor, whether it proves to be successful or not, or a futile folly. There's no room for improvement..
The Bullshevist can't distinguish between success and failure.
Because in his or her mind, we all must equalize everything or make all things egalitarian as the Bullshevist equates success with failure and vice versa.
There's no such thing as a "loser" for a Bullshevist..The world is only made up of winners. Thus we're all equally losers and winners..It's a "win win" situation for the Bullshevist..
Thus everything becomes a success and everyone is successful because failure, dissapointment, utter personal ruin doesn't exist for the Bullshevist.
Therefore taking risks, making an effort to perfect or master a skill is futile, because you can't lose in a world run and dominated by Bullshevism..
The Bullshevist couldn't admit to his own failure in life as all things are relative ..
Bullshevist by Michael Woodman March 25, 2019