Skip to main content

bullshiticus 

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.
bullshiticus by objdefvis May 15, 2016
bullshiticus mug front
Get the bullshiticus mug.
See more merch

Bullshitting 

When you talk like you know everything and anything, been everywhere and done everything but have not done fucking shit your whole life. When you talk about things to people and you think that they believe every fucking word you say, yet they are silently trying to figure out a polite way to get the fuck away from you because they don't believe a fucking word of your bullshit story!
Mike is bullshitting about winning at the casino again!
Bullshitting by pinnnochio May 7, 2015

Bullshitting 

Bullshitting is referred to when someone is lying, quite often blatantly.
Friend - “I slept with this hot celebrity the other night

You - “Quit bullshitting”
Bullshitting by Wydt June 23, 2018

bullshititics 

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.
This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

Bullshitting 

1. When someone has no fucking clue what they are talking about, Yet insists on trying to get others to belive him/her.
Sarah - How the hell did Amanda get so popular all of the sudden?

Jenna - Oh, shes bullshitting about relationships again..
Bullshitting by Pacman12 August 17, 2007

Bullshitting 

The art of bullshit, or writing an entire report/making up something on the spot in which you know nothing about.
You can bullshit to your parents, your english teacher, your PA, anyone if you're good enough.
Bullshitting by anonymous May 23, 2004

Bullshittin' 

A common response to the age-old question, "What the fuck are you doing?" or in slang terms, "Fuck you doing?"
Man 1: Hey dude, fuck you doing?
Man 2: Bullshittin'
Bullshittin' by WebMoses April 15, 2010