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Bagfucked

When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.
Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!

Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!
by GanjaGus December 14, 2010
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East Bumfuck

My daughter lives in East Bumfuck , NY. Population, 27.

Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!
Does anyone know the area code of East Bumfuck? Do they have phones, power, cable...?
by DiDee July 25, 2004
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bumfuck

a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.
She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.

She's from Bumfuck.

When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.
by Jake February 26, 2004
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buffuck

Performed while in the working environment, grab one's hips or midsection, and proceed to violently thrust your pelvic region into the catacombs of one's rectum while laughing and screaming wildly, something similar to a hyena.
"Hey Bob check out Billy bent over there, i think imma buffuck"

"Jack proceeded to buffuck Joey so hard, that people across the store could hear his screams and last gasps for help"

"I could sure go for a nice buffuck right now!"
by james & josh September 5, 2007
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bumfuckery

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
by thaks May 26, 2006
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busfuck

1. The process in which an individual misses the bus, or must wait an undesirable period of time for the bus to arrive.

2. Missing a series of buses consecutively, further extending an individuals waiting time at the bus stop.

3. Giving up all hopes of finding transportation, and choosing to walk to the desired destination, only to watch the bus pass you on the street five minutes later.

Busfucking often occurs on Wednesday, due to the typically early releasing of students from most public schools which may happen to conflict with the schedules of school or city buses. In some cases, busfuckage may increase substantially due to lack of patience and aggravation towards the bus company.

Wednesday is known as "busfuck day," as it is the day you are most likely (or in some cases, inevitably) to be busfucked.
"Where the hell is that school bus? Did we just get busfucked?"
by Eric-san June 5, 2008
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bumfuck

here we are right smack dab in bumfuck
by '70Boss 429 mustang November 2, 2018
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