buffed

in videogames when a gun or character or anything gets better after an update.

damn, the Kuda must have been buffed . its so good.

by Sharpnorth April 24, 2017

Buffed

1. It’s a NJ slang for “you hyped asl” calm yo bitch ass down.

2. It can be used as a passive way of saying “You mushy rn”

1. (Aggressive) Nigga stfu you buffed rn tone that shit down.

2. Stop playing You buffed rn 🥰

by XxPopDaSmokexX December 3, 2022

buffed up

Flexing, with expensive shades.

I just Went to the Cartier store and got buffed up right quick.

by Lionelsgood July 19, 2016

buffed stallion

A studly, male gym rat with six-pack abs, who works on his body daily. Sometimes a user of anabolic steroids or sometimes he is just blessed with good genetics. Maintains a bodyfat of less than 9% despite having more than nominal muscle mass.

At the hair salon, Mary and the other older women commented on what a "buffed stallion" the UPS Driver was and how they would love to have one-night with him.

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

buffed the squad

when a girl has blown everyone on a squad/team

Yo did you hear Emma buffed the squad in one month?

by lightskinsthoo October 14, 2014

Buffed Off

Getting your dick sucked.

Niggas were gettin straight buffed off by dumb white bitches!

by Money Mikey January 13, 2008

Buffed Bowser

Like 'Screw the Pooch' to royally fuck things, like FUBAR.

He was so poorly trained and inexperienced, he buffed bowser.

by Gleenoid May 18, 2020