bachelor's salad

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

by EDelo September 22, 2009

bachelieber

Fanbase of Michelle Bachelet, former President of Chile, who will seek a second mandate as President of Chile during the 2013 elections.

Marco Enríquez - "Will you vote Bachelet?
Francisco Vidal - "Of course".
Marco Enríquez - "You are a bachelieber".

by Mauricio G March 29, 2013

Bruno Buccellating

Licking someone on the cheek to test if they are lying or not

Giorno: nah fam i didnt do it
Bruno: *Bruno Buccellating Giorno
Giorno: What the frick does that mean
Bruno: Licking someone on the cheek to test if they are lying or not
Giorno: ok fam am i lying
Bruno: yeah fam you are
Giorno: bruh

by the donuter September 4, 2019

committed bachelor

A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.

John is a committed bachelor because he refuses to get married to any of his girlfriends.

by Autonymous August 23, 2014

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by white choc March 1, 2011

bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 15, 2010

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period

Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by White Choc March 3, 2011